360+ Duck Puns and Jokes: A Quack-tacular Flock of Laughs!

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🦆 Welcome to Bestest Puns – Where the Jokes Are Always Quack-tastic!

Get ready to waddle into a world of feather-ruffling humor with our splashiest, most duck-tastic collection yet—Duck Puns! Whether you’re a quack-addict with a bill-ion puns up your sleeve, a pond-hopping prankster, or just winging it as you dabble in comedy, this post is guaranteed to make your funny bone float!

We’ve flocked through marshes, rivers, and bread-crumb trails to net the finest jokes—no fowl play here, just unbe-webbed-able wit and egg-ceptional wordplay. From bill-iant one-liners to duckling ditties, these quips are so good, they’ll have you eggs-claiming, “That’s a mallard-velous punchline!”

So fluff your feathers, grab your lucky breadcrumb, and let’s paddle into the giggles—because these jokes are too eggs-cellent to let migrate unnoticed!

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable quacking, wing-flapping giggles, pond-erous wordplay addiction, and an irrepressible urge to yell, “DUCK—IT’S PUN O’CLOCK!”

🌊 Let’s dive bill-first into the pond of hilarity—because when it comes to laughs, we’re always ready to quack a smile! 😆

Duck Puns

Why did the duck go to the party? Because he wanted to “quack” a good time!
What do you call a duck that can’t stop talking? A quackpot.
Why did the duck get a job at the post office? Because he was great at “mailing” it.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sing? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the duck get a job at the bank? Because he was great at “quacking” up money.
What do you call a duck that loves to cook? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the movie theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to paint? A quacktastic artist.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to read? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to play sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to travel? A quacktastic globetrotter.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to write? A quacktastic author.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to fish? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to hike? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to swim? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to garden? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sew? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to ski? A quacktastic skier.

Funny Duck Puns

Why did the duck go to the doctor? Because he had a “quack” cough.
What do you call a duck that tells jokes? A quacktastic comedian.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the bar? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to party? A quacktastic reveler.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sing? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to cook? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to read? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to write? A quacktastic author.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to fish? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to hike? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to swim? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to garden? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sew? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to ski? A quacktastic skier.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to play sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to travel? A quacktastic globetrotter.

Duck Puns One-Liners

Why did the duck go to the party? Because he wanted to “quack” a good time!
What do you call a duck that can’t stop talking? A quackpot.
Why did the duck get a job at the post office? Because he was great at “mailing” it.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sing? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the duck get a job at the bank? Because he was great at “quacking” up money.
What do you call a duck that loves to cook? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the movie theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to paint? A quacktastic artist.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to read? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to play sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to travel? A quacktastic globetrotter.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to write? A quacktastic author.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to fish? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to hike? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to swim? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to garden? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sew? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to ski? A quacktastic skier.

Short Duck Puns

Quack me up!
Duck-tastic!
Bill-ieve it!
Eggs-actly!
Waddle you do?
Quack-star!
Mallard-velous!
Fowl mood!
Duck-licious!
Quack-lipse!
Beak-a-boo!
Down to duck-ness!
Quack-pot!
That’s a-bill-ity!
Duck-le your fancy
Quack-ward moment
Duck-or-treat!
Bill-iant idea!
Quack to the future
Duck-umentary
Quack-ward glance
Eggs-tra special
Duck-le up!
Quack-smacked!
Bill-ingual
Duck-leberry
Quack-ward situation
Eggs-pert advice
Duck-le your fate
Quack to basics

Rubber Duck Puns

Why did the rubber duck go to the party? Because he wanted to “quack” a good time!
What do you call a rubber duck that can’t stop talking? A quackpot.
Why did the rubber duck get a job at the post office? Because he was great at “mailing” it.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to dance? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to sing? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the rubber duck get a job at the bank? Because he was great at “quacking” up money.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to cook? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the movie theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to paint? A quacktastic artist.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to read? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to play sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to travel? A quacktastic globetrotter.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to write? A quacktastic author.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to fish? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to hike? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to swim? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to garden? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to sew? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the rubber duck get kicked out of the theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a rubber duck that loves to ski? A quacktastic skier.

Cute Duck Puns

Why did the cute duck go to the party? Because he wanted to “quack” a good time!
What do you call a cute duck that can’t stop talking? A quackpot.
Why did the cute duck get a job at the post office? Because he was great at “mailing” it.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to dance? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to sing? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the cute duck get a job at the bank? Because he was great at “quacking” up money.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to cook? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the movie theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to paint? A quacktastic artist.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to read? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to play sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to travel? A quacktastic globetrotter.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to write? A quacktastic author.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to fish? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to hike? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to swim? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to garden? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to sew? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the cute duck get kicked out of the theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a cute duck that loves to ski? A quacktastic skier.

Duck Puns for Kids

Why did the duck go to the party? Because he wanted to “quack” a good time!
What do you call a duck that can’t stop talking? A quackpot.
Why did the duck get a job at the post office? Because he was great at “mailing” it.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sing? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the duck get a job at the bank? Because he was great at “quacking” up money.
What do you call a duck that loves to cook? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the movie theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to paint? A quacktastic artist.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to read? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to play sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to travel? A quacktastic globetrotter.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to write? A quacktastic author.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to fish? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to hike? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to swim? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to garden? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sew? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to ski? A quacktastic skier.

Christmas Duck Puns

Why did the duck go to the Christmas party? Because he wanted to “quack” a good time!
What do you call a duck that can’t stop talking at Christmas? A quackpot.
Why did the duck get a job at the Christmas post office? Because he was great at “mailing” it.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance at Christmas? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sing Christmas carols? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the duck get a job at the Christmas bank? Because he was great at “quacking” up money.
What do you call a duck that loves to cook Christmas dinner? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas movie theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to paint Christmas ornaments? A quacktastic artist.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to read Christmas stories? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to play Christmas sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to travel for Christmas? A quacktastic globetrotter.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to write Christmas cards? A quacktastic author.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to fish for Christmas dinner? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to hike during Christmas? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to swim during Christmas? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to garden during Christmas? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sew Christmas gifts? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Christmas theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to ski during Christmas? A quacktastic skier.

Birthday Duck Puns

Why did the duck go to the birthday party? Because he wanted to “quack” a good time!
What do you call a duck that can’t stop talking at a birthday party? A quackpot.
Why did the duck get a job at the birthday post office? Because he was great at “mailing” it.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance at a birthday party? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sing birthday songs? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the duck get a job at the birthday bank? Because he was great at “quacking” up money.
What do you call a duck that loves to cook birthday dinner? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday movie theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to paint birthday decorations? A quacktastic artist.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to read birthday stories? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to play birthday sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to travel for a birthday? A quacktastic globetrotter.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to write birthday cards? A quacktastic author.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to fish for a birthday dinner? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to hike during a birthday? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to swim during a birthday? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to garden during a birthday? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sew birthday gifts? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the birthday theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to ski during a birthday? A quacktastic skier.

Valentines Day Duck Puns

Why did the duck go to the Valentine’s Day party? Because he wanted to “quack” a good time!
What do you call a duck that can’t stop talking on Valentine’s Day? A quackpot.
Why did the duck get a job at the Valentine’s Day post office? Because he was great at “mailing” it.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance on Valentine’s Day? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sing Valentine’s Day songs? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the duck get a job at the Valentine’s Day bank? Because he was great at “quacking” up money.
What do you call a duck that loves to cook Valentine’s Day dinner? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day movie theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to paint Valentine’s Day decorations? A quacktastic artist.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to read Valentine’s Day stories? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to play Valentine’s Day sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to travel for Valentine’s Day? A quacktastic globetrotter.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to write Valentine’s Day cards? A quacktastic author.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to fish for Valentine’s Day dinner? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to hike during Valentine’s Day? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to swim during Valentine’s Day? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to garden during Valentine’s Day? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sew Valentine’s Day gifts? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Valentine’s Day theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to ski during Valentine’s Day? A quacktastic skier.

Halloween Duck Puns

Why did the duck go to the Halloween party? Because he wanted to “quack” a good time!
What do you call a duck that can’t stop talking on Halloween? A quackpot.
Why did the duck get a job at the Halloween post office? Because he was great at “mailing” it.
What do you call a duck that loves to dance on Halloween? A quacktastic dancer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sing Halloween songs? A quacktastic vocalist.
Why did the duck get a job at the Halloween bank? Because he was great at “quacking” up money.
What do you call a duck that loves to cook Halloween dinner? A quacktastic chef.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween movie theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to paint Halloween decorations? A quacktastic artist.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween gym? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to read Halloween stories? A quacktastic bookworm.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween concert? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to play Halloween sports? A quacktastic athlete.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween restaurant? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to travel for Halloween? A quacktastic globetrotter.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween school? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to write Halloween cards? A quacktastic author.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween zoo? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to fish for Halloween dinner? A quacktastic angler.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween park? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to hike during Halloween? A quacktastic trekker.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween library? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to swim during Halloween? A quacktastic swimmer.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween museum? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to garden during Halloween? A quacktastic gardener.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween church? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to sew Halloween costumes? A quacktastic seamstress.
Why did the duck get kicked out of the Halloween theater? Because he was caught “quacking” up.
What do you call a duck that loves to ski during Halloween? A quacktastic skier.

🦆 Conclusion

Waddle your way through these duck puns and let your funny feathers fly! Whether you’re a quack-tastic comedian or just winging it for laughs, this collection is sure to make a splash. From bill-iant one-liners to eggs-traordinary wordplay, there’s something here to ruffle every funny bone.

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🌍 Fun Fact

Did you know ducks have three eyelids and can see in nearly 360 degrees? They also have waterproof feathers thanks to a special gland called the uropygial (or “preen”) gland—nature’s built-in raincoat! And here’s a quacker: some ducks can sleep with one eye open to watch for predators. (P.S. No ducks were duck-taped during the making of these puns—just pure, un-filtered quack-spiration!) 😆

🦆✨ Keep quacking on, you magnificent mallard of mirth!

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