210+ Amazing Spooky Ghost Puns and Jokes That’ll Haunt You With Laughter

👻 Welcome to Bestest Puns – Where Every Pun Goes Bump with Laughter!

Prepare to get spirited away by our “Ghost Puns” collection—a ghoulishly giggle-worthy graveyard of humor that’s hauntingly hilarious! Whether you’re a frightfully funny phantom, a boo-tiful pun enthusiast, or just dying to raise your spirits, these jokes will possess your funny bone in no time.

From “You’ve got me feeling boo-tiful” to “I’m just here for the boos,” our pun-packed poltergeist parade will leave you howling with laughter (and maybe a few eerie groans too). These zingers are so pun-derfully paranormal, they’re practically supernatural!

So float into your favorite haunted reading nook, grab a ghost-mallow (that’s a marshmallow with unfinished business), and let the specter of silliness take over. Warning: You might just laugh yourself out of your sheet!

Warning: Side effects include sudden ghost giggles, phantom puns haunting your conversations, and developing an ectoplasmic addiction to spooky wordplay. You’ve been warned—these puns are un-boo-lievably funny!

Fun Fact: The word “boo” actually dates back centuries and was once used to startle children or animals. Now, it’s used to startle laughter! That’s a ghostly glow-up if we’ve ever seen one. Now go forth and pun like you’ve seen a spirit! 😆

GHOST PUNS

• I’m here for the boos.
• You’ve ghost to be kidding me.
• Let’s have a hauntingly good time.
• I’m dying to meet you.
• Boo done it?
• Ghost me once, shame on you.
• Resting witch face? No, just ghostly calm.
• Ghosts love to hang out—they’re very social spirits.
• You look boo-tiful tonight.
• I ghost-ted you because I liked you.
• Paranormally funny, aren’t I?
• Too ghoul for school.
• That joke was sheer genius—like me!
• Ghouls just wanna have pun.
• Stop being so transparent.
• Specter-acular night, isn’t it?
• I’m a ghostwriter in my spare time.
• You ghosted me? How original.
• Don’t be scared—I’m just a pun in the night.
• Ectoplasm? More like ecto-fabulous.
• Boo-ring! Said no ghost ever.
• Ghoulfriend, you slay me.
• Call me Casper, the pun-loving ghost.
• Haunted houses give me chills… of laughter.
• Just here to raise some spirits.
• Feeling boo-tiful today.
• Ghosts have such killer personalities.
• You’ve been booed—by my humor.
• Even ghosts need pun-therapy.
• Don’t cross me—I’m feeling a bit un-boo-lanced.

FUNNY GHOST PUNS

• I haunt therefore I pun.
• No sheet, Sherlock!
• Why did the ghost go to school? To learn boo-lean algebra.
• That’s un-boo-lievable!
• You scare me—in the best way.
• I’m dying laughing—literally.
• Ghosts are the best listeners—they’re all ears… well, ectoplasm.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
• Why did the ghost break up? Too much possessiveness.
• Eerie-sistible humor.
• Just a casual fright-night.
• You ghost this party started.
• My ghoul senses are tingling.
• Death becomes you.
• Ghosts hate rain—it dampens their spirits.
• Got ghost problems? Boo-hoo.
• I didn’t choose the ghost life—the ghost life chose me.
• When ghosts gossip, it’s dead talk.
• Ghosts hate puns—just kidding, they’re dead into them.
• Ghosts don’t lie, they just haunt the truth.
• Spooky, snarky, and super punny.
• You had me at boo.
• Ghost with the most laughs.
• I’m all about that ghoulish giggle.
• Possessed by pun-sanity.
• Spectral humor? I see right through it.
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Quit crying, it’s just a ghost!
• Poltergeist-approved comedy.
• I’ve got spirit, yes I boo!
• Ghost puns? Dead serious!

CUTE GHOST PUNS

• You’re my boo.
• I’m totally ghoul over heels.
• That’s boo-tiful!
• You make my heart float like a phantom.
• You’re my boo-tiful soul.
• Let’s hold hands and hover.
• Aww, sheet, you’re cute.
• Can I be your ghoulfriend?
• Float with me forever.
• Haunting you is my love language.
• You make me un-boo-lievably happy.
• Spirits like you are hard to find.
• Don’t ghost me—I love you.
• You’ve got spook-tacular charm.
• Ghouls need hugs too.
• You’re sheet-faced adorable.
• Let’s go haunting together.
• Got a ghost-crush.
• Ghosts just wanna snuggle… in the afterlife.
• Be my boo forever.
• I’m haunting you with affection.
• Float over here and cuddle.
• You’re my super-phantom-tastic friend.
• My love’s eternal, like a ghost.
• You give me chills—in the best way.
• I boo-lieve in us.
• Kiss me, I’m spectral.
• Your smile haunts my dreams.
• Ghost cuddles > mortal ones.
• You’re ghoul-darn cute.

GHOST PUNS ONE-LINERS

• Boo who? Stop crying, it’s just me.
• I’m a transparent individual.
• Living is overrated—pun is forever.
• I’m not dead inside—just hauntingly funny.
• I ghosted the gym… and everything else.
• My love life? One long ghost story.
• I’m the ghost with the most puns.
• Boo is my cardio.
• If you’ve got it, haunt it.
• Ectoplasm is the new black.
• Can’t touch this—literally.
• I’ve got no body, but a whole lot of charm.
• Invisible, irresistible.
• I died laughing.
• Phantasmic vibes only.
• Dead on arrival—with puns.
• Let’s get sheet-faced.
• Paranormally witty.
• A real pun-omenon.
• My humor haunts people.
• Will pun for candy.
• Dead but hilarious.
• I’m haunting your timeline.
• Grave-yard giggles incoming.
• My sense of humor is eternal.
• Haunted and hilarious.
• Boo-hemian pun-sody.
• You can’t exorcise this pun.
• I’m ghosting the drama.
• Chillingly clever.

GHOST PUNS LOVE

• You’re the boo of my dreams.
• I’d haunt you forever.
• Our love is spirit-lifting.
• Boo mine?
• You make my heart go bump in the night.
• Ghoul be my valentine?
• Phantom feelings are real.
• Our souls are entwined.
• You’re hauntingly attractive.
• Paranormal romance is my thing.
• Love you to death—and beyond.
• Together forever… and then some.
• You’re the light in my afterlife.
• Till death—and undeath—do us part.
• Boo + Me = Eternity
• I’m spellbound by you.
• You’re ghosted into my heart.
• Your love is the stuff of ghost tales.
• Haunt me anytime.
• I boo-lieve in true love.
• I’m floating on cloud fright.
• Can’t escape your spooky charm.
• My heart’s possessed—by you.
• You’re phantasmic in every way.
• We’re spirit-mates.
• Love you like a ghost loves a creaky floorboard.
• Boo + You = Magic.
• My ghoul, my everything.
• Soulmates from this life to the next.
• Our love is eternal… and a little eerie.

HALLOWEEN GHOST PUNS

• Witch better have my candy.
• I’m the life of the afterparty.
• Creep it real.
• Ghosting this costume party.
• Boo-levard of broken screams.
• Ghouls just wanna have fun.
• Grave mistakes were made.
• It’s just a bunch of hocus boo-cus.
• Pumpkin spice & paranormal activity.
• Ready to haunt this house.
• Too gourd to be true.
• Costume: professional haunter.
• Shockingly spooky.
• This party is dead—literally.
• I scream, you scream.
• Un-boo-lievably dressed.
• Fright club president.
• Let’s get this haunt started.
• Just batty about Halloween.
• Sheet happens.
• Haunt couture is my thing.
• Broommates forever.
• I’ve been fang-tastic.
• Not your average ghost story.
• Candy corn is my ghost fuel.
• Spookin’ in style.
• Chills, thrills, and ghostly spills.
• Haunt mess express.
• Boo-tique chic.
• Trick or treat yo’self!

GHOST PUNS CAPTIONS

• Just here to raise spirits.
• Feeling ghostly glam.
• This selfie’s to die for.
• I’m the ghost with the post.
• Haunting your feed.
• Boo, it’s me!
• Say boo and smile.
• Specter in style.
• Dead serious about this look.
• Ghosting the haters.
• Filter: haunted.
• Selfie game: possessed.
• The ecto-glow up is real.
• Caught on phantom cam.
• This outfit’s a graveyard smash.
• Haunt you later.
• Transparency is key.
• Boo views only.
• Looking fang-tastic.
• Float mode: activated.
• Boo’s that girl?
• Snap, spook, slay.
• Ghost glam on point.
• Spook-stagram ready.
• Sheet lookin’ good.
• Caution: ghost with attitude.
• Soul-snatching style.
• I boo what I want.
• Ghoul gone wild.
• Haunt couture mood.

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👻 CONCLUSION

Whether you’re floating through the digital afterlife or just looking for some chilling chuckles, these ghost puns are here to haunt your humor in the most delightful way. From boo-tiful love notes to Halloween ha-has, you now have the ultimate pun collection to keep the laughter alive… or undead!

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