350+ Cheesy Pizza Puns and Jokes for a Slice of Laughter

Louisa

5 days ago

🍕 Welcome to Bestest Puns – Where Every Pun is Baked to Perfection!

Pizza Puns, Get ready to slice into the cheesiest, most topping-tier pizza puns this side of Italy! Whether you’re a deep-dish devotee, a thin-crust connoisseur, or just here for some extra-cheesy wordplay, our “Pizza Puns” will have you saying “Oh my crust!” with every scroll.

From “grate”-fully funny one-liners to “pepper-roni” of your worries away punchlines, we’ve kneaded the dough of comedy to deliver jokes so fresh, they’re straight outta the oven. These puns are 100% wood-fired—guaranteed to make you laugh until you’re pizza-crusted or toss your head back in delight!

So grab your imaginary pizza cutter (or a real napkin—we dough judge the mess), settle into your favorite delivery radius, and prepare for humor so hot, it should come with a side of cooling ranch.

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable drooling, sudden urges to yell “That’s amore!”, and developing a flour-based addiction to puns.

Fun Fact: Did you know Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza every day? That’s 350 slices per second—which means you have plenty of time to enjoy these puns between bites! Now that’s what we call pie-oneering comedy. 😆

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Pizza Puns

“I knead you in my life.”
“You’re the dough to my pizza.”
“Let’s slice and dice.”
“You’re pizza perfect.”
“I crust you with my heart.”
“You’re my pepperoni in life.”
“This relationship is well-done.”
“You mozzarella my heart.”
“I olive you.” (For olive lovers!)
“You’re grate.”
“Let’s pizza party!”
“You’re saucy and I love it.”
“We’re topping goals.”
“You’re un-beet-able.” (For veggie pizza lovers.)
“I pine for you.” (Pineapple pizza fans, unite!)
“You’re bae-con to me.”
“This love is deep dish.”
“You’re hot like a fresh pizza.”
“I’m dough-pefully in love.”
“You’re cheesy and I love it.”
“Our love is well-seasoned.”
“You’re a-peeling.”
“I anchovy you.” (For anchovy lovers.)
“You’re mushroom for love.”
“We’re slice perfect together.”
“You’re bell-pepperfect.”
“I jalapeño business without you.”
“You’re extra cheese to me.”
“Let’s heat things up.”
“You’re my ultimate combo.”

Pizza Puns Love

“You’re my slice of heaven.”
“I dough love you.”
“You’re pizza my heart.”
“Our love is deep dish.”
“You’re cheese to my crust.”
“I olive you so much.”
“You’re saucy and I love it.”
“We’re pepperoni soulmates.”
“You’re melt-worthy.”
“I knead you in my life.”
“You’re bae-con my heart.”
“Our love is well-done.”
“You’re my ultimate topping.”
“I anchovy you forever.”
“You’re grate in every way.”
“Our love is hot like a fresh pie.”
“You’re extra cheese to me.”
“I mushroom for love with you.”
“You’re bell-pepperfect.”
“I pine for you.”
“You’re jalapeño business.”
“We’re pizza goals.”
“You’re un-beet-able.”
“I crust you with my heart.”
“You’re sizzling hot.”
“Our love is well-seasoned.”
“You’re a-peeling in every way.”
“I dough anything for you.”
“You’re my perfect slice.”
“Let’s heat things up.”

Pizza Puns One Liners

“I’m pizza obsessed.”
“You’re un-beet-able.”
“I knead pizza in my life.”
“That’s cheesy but I love it.”
“You’re grate.”
“I olive you.”
“You’re saucy.”
“Let’s slice it up.”
“This is deep dish love.”
“You’re bae-con my heart.”
“I anchovy you.”
“You’re mushroom for love.”
“I pine for pizza.”
“You’re jalapeño business.”
“This is well-done.”
“You’re extra cheese to me.”
“I dough love you.”
“You’re pepperoni perfect.”
“We’re topping goals.”
“You’re a-peeling.”
“I crust you.”
“You’re hot like pizza.”
“This is pizza my heart.”
“You’re melt-worthy.”
“I mozzarella you.”
“You’re bell-pepperfect.”
“Let’s heat things up.”
“You’re my ultimate combo.”
“I dough anything for you.”
“You’re my perfect slice.”

Flirty Pizza Puns

Are you a pizza? Because I want to take a bite out of you.
You must be a pizza because you’re making me hot and bothered.
Are you made of dough? Because you’ve got me rising to the occasion.
You’re like the perfect pizza – I can’t keep my hands off you.
Is your name Pepperoni? Because you’re spicy and I want you on top.
You must be a wood-fired pizza because you’re smokin’ hot.
Are you a pizza oven? Because you’re making me feel all warm inside.
You’re like my favorite pizza – I could have you every night.
Is your name Margherita? Because you’re a classic beauty.
You must be extra cheese because you’re making everything better.
Are you a pizza delivery guy? Because you’ve got what I ordered – a hot package.
You’re like a deep dish pizza – thick and satisfying.
Is your name Hawaiian? Because you’re sweet and a little controversial.
You must be a brick oven pizza because you’ve got that perfect crust.
Are you a pizza cutter? Because you’re sharp and get me all worked up.
You’re like a New York slice – foldable and irresistible.
Is your name Calzone? Because I want to stuff you full of love.
You must be a gluten-free crust because you’re good for me.
Are you a pizza stone? Because you’re rock hard and I want you in my kitchen.
You’re like a stuffed crust – full of surprises.
Is your name Bianca? Because you’re white, saucy, and delicious.
You must be a Detroit-style pizza because you’re square and I like that.
Are you a pizza peel? Because I want to slide you into my oven.
You’re like a Chicago deep dish – it takes time to get to the good stuff.
Is your name Neapolitan? Because you’re authentic and irresistible.
You must be a coal-fired pizza because you’re leaving me breathless.
Are you a pizza topping? Because I want you all over me.
You’re like a wood-fired oven – hot and ready for action.
Is your name Sicilian? Because you’re thick and I can’t resist you.
You must be a pizza party because I want to enjoy you with friends.

Pizza Puns Funny

Why did the pizza maker go to therapy? He kneaded help.
What do you call a fake pizza? An impasta!
Why was the pizza chef always calm? He had supreme control.
What’s a pizza’s favorite dance? The pepperoni shuffle!
Why did the pizza break up with the calzone? It couldn’t handle the commitment.
What do you call a sad pizza? A deep-dish depression.
Why did the pizza go to school? To get a little saucy!
What’s a pizza’s least favorite song? “Another One Bites the Crust.”
Why was the pizza so rich? It had lots of dough.
What do you call a pizza that tells jokes? A pun-crust-able!
Why did the pizza get arrested? It was caught topping a crime scene.
What’s a pizza’s favorite exercise? The crusty crunch!
Why did the pizza chef get fired? He couldn’t cut it.
What do you call a pizza that’s a superhero? The Incredible Bulk!
Why was the pizza so confident? It knew it was well-rounded.
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Dough-ball!
Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flat.
What do you call a pizza that wins an award? A pizza pie-oneer!
Why was the pizza always invited to parties? It was a great conver-crust-ion starter.
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie genre? Rom-com-mozzarella!
Why did the pizza get promoted? It always delivered.
What do you call a pizza that’s a detective? Sherlock Crust!
Why was the pizza so good at math? It knew all the pi.
What’s a pizza’s favorite social media? Snap-crust!
Why did the pizza go to space? To visit the marinara belt!
What do you call a pizza that’s a musician? A rock and roll-over!
Why was the pizza always happy? It had good crust-esteem.
What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday? Crust-mas!
Why did the pizza get a ticket? It was parked in a no-dough zone.
What do you call a pizza that’s a scientist? Albert Crust-stein!

Cute Pizza Puns

You’re pizza perfect!
I knead you in my life.
You’re the cheese to my pizza.
A pizza my heart!
You’re un-beet-able!
I’m dough-pefully in love with you.
You’re my slice of heaven.
Olive you so much!
We’re the perfect topping combo.
You’re grate!
You make my heart melt like mozzarella.
I’m saucy for you!
You’re my pepperoni in shining armor.
Let’s stick together like cheese on pizza.
You’re a pizza work!
I’m crust-fallen for you.
You’re my main slice.
We go together like pizza and beer.
You’re the pineapple to my pizza (controversial but cute!).
I’m bready to love you.
You’re my ultimate topping.
My love for you is deep dish.
You’re a pizza cake!
I’m stuffed (with love) like a calzone.
You’re my pizza soulmate.
Let’s make like pizza dough and rise together.
You’re the sauce to my crust.
I’m anchovy-ing you!
You’re my little pizza my heart.
Our love is well-done.

Funny Pizza Puns

What do you call a pizza that’s not yours? Nacho pizza!
Why did the pizza maker go to art school? To work on his pie-nting skills.
What’s a pizza’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing crust!
Why was the pizza always invited to parties? It was a great conver-crust-ion starter.
What do you call a pizza that tells dad jokes? A pun-crust-able!
Why did the pizza go to the gym? To work on its crust!
What’s a pizza’s favorite exercise? The dough-lphin kick!
Why was the pizza so good at baseball? It always delivered!
What do you call a pizza that’s a detective? Sherlock Crust!
Why did the pizza get a ticket? It was parked in a no-dough zone.
What’s a pizza’s favorite dance? The pepperoni shuffle!
Why was the pizza always calm? It had supreme control.
What do you call a pizza that wins an award? A pizza pie-oneer!
Why did the pizza break up with the calzone? It couldn’t handle the commitment.
What’s a pizza’s least favorite song? “Another One Bites the Crust.”
Why was the pizza so rich? It had lots of dough.
What do you call a fake pizza? An impasta!
Why did the pizza go to school? To get a little saucy!
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie genre? Rom-com-mozzarella!
Why did the pizza chef get fired? He couldn’t cut it.
What do you call a pizza that’s a superhero? The Incredible Bulk!
Why was the pizza so confident? It knew it was well-rounded.
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Dough-ball!
Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flat.
What do you call a pizza that’s a musician? A rock and roll-over!
Why was the pizza always happy? It had good crust-esteem.
What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday? Crust-mas!
Why did the pizza go to space? To visit the marinara belt!
What do you call a pizza that’s a scientist? Albert Crust-stein!
Why was the pizza so good at math? It knew all the pi.

Pizza Puns and Jokes

Why did the pizza maker go to therapy? He kneaded help.
What do you call a pizza that’s not yours? Nacho pizza!
Why was the pizza always invited to parties? It was a great conver-crust-ion starter.
What’s a pizza’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing crust!
Why did the pizza go to the gym? To work on its crust!
What’s a pizza’s favorite exercise? The dough-lphin kick!
Why was the pizza so good at baseball? It always delivered!
What do you call a pizza that’s a detective? Sherlock Crust!
Why did the pizza get a ticket? It was parked in a no-dough zone.
What’s a pizza’s favorite dance? The pepperoni shuffle!
Why was the pizza always calm? It had supreme control.
What do you call a pizza that wins an award? A pizza pie-oneer!
Why did the pizza break up with the calzone? It couldn’t handle the commitment.
What’s a pizza’s least favorite song? “Another One Bites the Crust.”
Why was the pizza so rich? It had lots of dough.
What do you call a fake pizza? An impasta!
Why did the pizza go to school? To get a little saucy!
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie genre? Rom-com-mozzarella!
Why did the pizza chef get fired? He couldn’t cut it.
What do you call a pizza that’s a superhero? The Incredible Bulk!
Why was the pizza so confident? It knew it was well-rounded.
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Dough-ball!
Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flat.
What do you call a pizza that’s a musician? A rock and roll-over!
Why was the pizza always happy? It had good crust-esteem.
What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday? Crust-mas!
Why did the pizza go to space? To visit the marinara belt!
What do you call a pizza that’s a scientist? Albert Crust-stein!
Why was the pizza so good at math? It knew all the pi.
What do you call a pizza that tells dad jokes? A pun-crust-able!

Funny Pizza Puns and Jokes

Why don’t pizzas ever get lost? Because they always come around!
What did the pizza say to the topping? “You complete me!”
Why was the pizza chef always calm? He had supreme control.
What’s a pizza’s favorite dance? The pepperoni shuffle!
Why did the pizza break up with the calzone? It couldn’t handle the commitment.
What do you call a sad pizza? A deep-dish depression.
Why did the pizza go to school? To get a little saucy!
What’s a pizza’s least favorite song? “Another One Bites the Crust.”
Why was the pizza so rich? It had lots of dough.
What do you call a pizza that tells jokes? A pun-crust-able!
Why did the pizza get arrested? It was caught topping a crime scene.
What’s a pizza’s favorite exercise? The crusty crunch!
Why did the pizza chef get fired? He couldn’t cut it.
What do you call a pizza that’s a superhero? The Incredible Bulk!
Why was the pizza so confident? It knew it was well-rounded.
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Dough-ball!
Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flat.
What do you call a pizza that wins an award? A pizza pie-oneer!
Why was the pizza always invited to parties? It was a great conver-crust-ion starter.
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie genre? Rom-com-mozzarella!
Why did the pizza get promoted? It always delivered.
What do you call a pizza that’s a detective? Sherlock Crust!
Why was the pizza so good at math? It knew all the pi.
What’s a pizza’s favorite social media? Snap-crust!
Why did the pizza go to space? To visit the marinara belt!
What do you call a pizza that’s a musician? A rock and roll-over!
Why was the pizza always happy? It had good crust-esteem.
What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday? Crust-mas!
Why did the pizza get a ticket? It was parked in a no-dough zone.
What do you call a pizza that’s a scientist? Albert Crust-stein!

Pizza Puns and Jokes Dirty

Why did the pizza maker get a promotion? He knew how to handle his wood-fired oven.
What do you call a pizza that’s been around? Well-seasoned.
Why was the pizza so hot? It knew how to work its crust.
What’s a pizza’s favorite position? Deep dish.
Why did the pizza go to the bedroom? It wanted to get topped.
What do you call a pizza that’s good in bed? A satisfying pie.
Why was the pizza always satisfied? It got stuffed regularly.
What’s a pizza’s favorite foreplay? Kneading the dough.
Why did the pizza blush? It saw the sausage.
What do you call a pizza that’s been around the block? A slutty slice.
Why was the pizza so popular? It always delivered.
What’s a pizza’s favorite part of a date? The after-dinner sausage.
Why did the pizza go to the strip club? It wanted to see some hot toppings.
What do you call a pizza that’s been with everyone? A community pie.
Why was the pizza so flexible? It liked to be folded.
What’s a pizza’s favorite pickup line? “Are you an oven? Because you’re making me hot.”
Why did the pizza get a reputation? It was easy.
What do you call a pizza that’s been with multiple people? A shared appetizer.
Why was the pizza always tired? It got stuffed too much.
What’s a pizza’s favorite compliment? “You’re so saucy.”
Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It had too many meatballs.
What do you call a pizza that’s been around the world? A well-traveled pie.
Why was the pizza so confident? It knew it was hot.
What’s a pizza’s favorite fantasy? A threesome with garlic bread and wine.
Why did the pizza break up with the calzone? It wanted something more open-faced.
What do you call a pizza that’s been with everyone in town? The village bicycle.
Why was the pizza always happy? It got plenty of action.
What’s a pizza’s favorite roleplay? Delivery guy.
Why did the pizza get a bad reputation? It was too easy to get into.
What do you call a pizza that’s been with everyone? A community service.

Pizza Puns and Jokes One Liners

I’m not saying I love pizza, but if it asked me to marry it, I’d say yes.
Pizza is my soulmate – it completes me.
I dough-n’t know what I’d do without pizza.
My love for pizza is deep dish.
Pizza: the only circle I trust.
I’m in a committed relationship with pizza.
Pizza is my favorite food group.
I’m not addicted to pizza, we’re just in a serious relationship.
Pizza is always a good idea.
My therapist says I have a pizza problem – I say I don’t have enough.
Pizza is my love language.
I’m 99% pizza and 1% person.
Pizza is the answer, no matter the question.
I’m not fat, I’m just pizza-enriched.
Pizza is my spirit animal.
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for pizza.
Pizza is my happy place.
I’m not saying I’d die for pizza, but I’d definitely risk it.
Pizza is my cardio.
I’m not a morning person, but I’d wake up for pizza.
Pizza is my religion.
I’m not saying pizza is perfect, but it’s close.
Pizza is my therapy.
I’m not saying pizza is better than people, but it’s close.
Pizza is my muse.
I’m not saying pizza is the meaning of life, but it’s close.
Pizza is my comfort food.
I’m not saying pizza is the best thing ever, but it’s close.
Pizza is my love, my life, my everything.
I’m not saying pizza is the answer to world peace, but it’s close.

Short Funny Pizza Puns and Jokes

Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flat.
What do you call a fake pizza? An impasta!
Why was the pizza so rich? It had lots of dough.
What’s a pizza’s favorite dance? The pepperoni shuffle!
Why did the pizza break up with the calzone? It couldn’t handle the commitment.
What do you call a sad pizza? A deep-dish depression.
Why did the pizza go to school? To get a little saucy!
What’s a pizza’s least favorite song? “Another One Bites the Crust.”
Why was the pizza always invited to parties? It was a great conver-crust-ion starter.
What do you call a pizza that tells jokes? A pun-crust-able!
Why did the pizza get arrested? It was caught topping a crime scene.
What’s a pizza’s favorite exercise? The crusty crunch!
Why did the pizza chef get fired? He couldn’t cut it.
What do you call a pizza that’s a superhero? The Incredible Bulk!
Why was the pizza so confident? It knew it was well-rounded.
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Dough-ball!
Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flat.
What do you call a pizza that wins an award? A pizza pie-oneer!
Why was the pizza always happy? It had good crust-esteem.
What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday? Crust-mas!
Why did the pizza go to space? To visit the marinara belt!
What do you call a pizza that’s a musician? A rock and roll-over!
Why was the pizza so good at math? It knew all the pi.
What’s a pizza’s favorite social media? Snap-crust!
Why did the pizza get a ticket? It was parked in a no-dough zone.
What do you call a pizza that’s a scientist? Albert Crust-stein!
Why was the pizza so good at baseball? It always delivered!
What do you call a pizza that’s a detective? Sherlock Crust!
Why was the pizza always calm? It had supreme control.
What do you call a pizza that’s not yours? Nacho pizza!

Best Pizza Puns and Jokes

Why did the pizza maker go to therapy? He kneaded help.
What do you call a pizza that’s not yours? Nacho pizza!
Why was the pizza always invited to parties? It was a great conver-crust-ion starter.
What’s a pizza’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing crust!
Why did the pizza go to the gym? To work on its crust!
What’s a pizza’s favorite exercise? The dough-lphin kick!
Why was the pizza so good at baseball? It always delivered!
What do you call a pizza that’s a detective? Sherlock Crust!
Why did the pizza get a ticket? It was parked in a no-dough zone.
What’s a pizza’s favorite dance? The pepperoni shuffle!
Why was the pizza always calm? It had supreme control.
What do you call a pizza that wins an award? A pizza pie-oneer!
Why did the pizza break up with the calzone? It couldn’t handle the commitment.
What’s a pizza’s least favorite song? “Another One Bites the Crust.”
Why was the pizza so rich? It had lots of dough.
What do you call a fake pizza? An impasta!
Why did the pizza go to school? To get a little saucy!
What’s a pizza’s favorite movie genre? Rom-com-mozzarella!
Why did the pizza chef get fired? He couldn’t cut it.
What do you call a pizza that’s a superhero? The Incredible Bulk!
Why was the pizza so confident? It knew it was well-rounded.
What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Dough-ball!
Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flat.
What do you call a pizza that’s a musician? A rock and roll-over!
Why was the pizza always happy? It had good crust-esteem.
What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday? Crust-mas!
Why did the pizza go to space? To visit the marinara belt!
What do you call a pizza that’s a scientist? Albert Crust-stein!
Why was the pizza so good at math? It knew all the pi.
What do you call a pizza that tells dad jokes? A pun-crust-able!

Conclusion

Pizza Puns, Pizza is more than just food – it’s a way of life, a love language, and the perfect canvas for endless puns and jokes. Whether you’re flirting with pizza puns, laughing at cheesy jokes, or just celebrating your love for this perfect food, these puns are sure to deliver (like your favorite pizza place).

Fun Fact

Pizza Puns, The world’s largest pizza was made in Rome in 2012 and measured 13,570 square feet – that’s bigger than an Olympic swimming pool! It was named “Ottavia” after the first Roman emperor, Octavian. Now that’s amore! 🍕